She had me at:
I'm a professional hooker.
...and her Etsy profile continues with:
I learned to knit when I was about 10, but only occasionally used my knowledge. I picked up the needle habit again in the recent past, and along the way got dragged into hooking. I have found my niche with the hook and yarn. It is so versatile and allows me to express my creativity which I so rarely get to do otherwise. My goal is to use humor and profanity to lighten up an otherwise dreary day you may be having. It works for me anyway.
I'm a bit embarrassed by the amount of time I spent in her shop, laughing hysterically. Here are a few of the things I love:
Nobody puts baby in a corner.... It makes me laugh EVERY time I look at it. hahaha.
Coffee, humor and profanity.... How can you go wrong with that combination! Check out the KnotWork Etsy Shop or have a good laugh at her KnotWork blog.
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